"... all it takes is for those of us who've been Bear longer than they've known where their cock is to stand our ground, channel our inner Grizzly and snarl at them until they run for cover."

p.s. Since you clearly have the enthusiasm, what offensive name should we claim for these people? Something easier to say than "douchey little vampire kids" or "sewage-filled skinbags"? :) Dan Savage gave us neologisms like "saddlebacking" and "santorum". Which offensive word shall we create to distinguish popular posers from historical bears? Take a moment to consider how you'll define a turning point in Bear history. ;)