Trump exit poll for inauguration day

I think it was only the years 1801 and 1869 when we had an exiting president who failed to attend the inauguration of the next duly elected president.  I suspect it will happen again on the next transfer of power to a new leader.  I'm not making any bets on which inauguration day (2021 or 2025) will see a new president take the office.  When it happens, though, I'm assuming that Trump will fail to attend.

It's been an entertaining mental exercise to imagine just exactly why Trump will fail to attend.

Poll #24452 Trump exit poll for inauguration day

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Why will Trump NOT join the inauguration ceremony for the next elected USA President?

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simple, petty spite ( "I'm busy with something else." )
1 (14.3%)

in custody, awaiting trial
1 (14.3%)

in prison, already tried and sentenced
0 (0.0%)

escaped to Russia, North Korea, Brazil, or Turkey
1 (14.3%)

disappeared, nobody knows where he is
0 (0.0%)

hiding to avoid potential infection
2 (28.6%)

killed by U.S. agents when he refused to vacate the White House
1 (14.3%)

killed during the uprising
0 (0.0%)

there is no next elected president, because Trump destroyed the USA
0 (0.0%)

Trump resigned before inauguration, hoping that Pence would pardon him for his crimes, as 46th president for a few days
0 (0.0%)

Trump attends, but he pouts the entire time and makes everyone wish he wasn't there
0 (0.0%)

other (please describe in a Reply)
1 (14.3%)

So... which is your favorite explanation for what happens during the swearing in of the 46th president of the USA?