why Obama got the Nobel peace prize
2010-Jan-07, Thursday 12:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mellowtiggerI like a good conspiracy theory. The more bizarre, the better, right? Well, here's a doozy for you.
Back on December 9th, strange lights appeared in the sky over Norway. Popular Science has a good photo spread of the images taken of the weird phenomenon. Most of them show a white spiral appearing in the sky, with a spiral blue beam jutting from it. What was the explanation for it? Russia claimed responsibility with a failed missile test. Never mind that those photos look absolutely nothing like missile contrail. They look more like the teleporting, time-traveling aftereffects of The Last Mimsy returning to the future. Anyway, moving along...
Also on December 9th, there was a massive pyramidal UFO over Moscow. I mean massive as in huge: 1.5 kilometers wide. The YouTube upload of one video is interesting. (Notice the posting date to confirm the December 9th occurence.) With such a huge object appearing over a major city, you'd think the police would be swamped with calls, right? If they weren't, then obviously the video is a fake. Well, the news agency Russia Today reported that police were making "no comment". Huh? If the object was not actually in the sky, a simple "We received no reports of such an incident" would be easy. But "No Comment"? Anyway, moving along...
Finally, Pravda even acknowledged the presence of the pyramid. But then... they get the date wrong.
Huh?!
The Russians aren't the only ones to have the date wrong. You see, our governments have collectively known about aliens on Earth for decades. (Don't worry, they're peaceful.) A big announcement was supposed to finally be made in 2010. Other theorists, however, dispute that date. Apparently, it wasn't supposed to happen until 2017. Who knows? Apparently, managing global multinational conspiracies is a very confusing activity. Newspapers being fed stories by alien co-conspirators can't be expected to keep the timeline straight, can they? Anyway, moving along...
On December 10th, the next day, is when Obama gave his acceptance speech for the Nobel Peace Prize... in Norway (remember the spiral). Well, as it turns out, the Nobel Committee is "in" on this big secret too. They were trying to prepare the world to accept the validity of an announcement by Barack Obama in 2010 regarding the presence of alien life on our world, so they pre-emptively awarded him the Peace Prize in 2009. Expect the "aliens" announcement later this year.
Really. I read it on the internets so it must be true. (No, I'm not adding this one to my predictions tag.)
Back on December 9th, strange lights appeared in the sky over Norway. Popular Science has a good photo spread of the images taken of the weird phenomenon. Most of them show a white spiral appearing in the sky, with a spiral blue beam jutting from it. What was the explanation for it? Russia claimed responsibility with a failed missile test. Never mind that those photos look absolutely nothing like missile contrail. They look more like the teleporting, time-traveling aftereffects of The Last Mimsy returning to the future. Anyway, moving along...
Also on December 9th, there was a massive pyramidal UFO over Moscow. I mean massive as in huge: 1.5 kilometers wide. The YouTube upload of one video is interesting. (Notice the posting date to confirm the December 9th occurence.) With such a huge object appearing over a major city, you'd think the police would be swamped with calls, right? If they weren't, then obviously the video is a fake. Well, the news agency Russia Today reported that police were making "no comment". Huh? If the object was not actually in the sky, a simple "We received no reports of such an incident" would be easy. But "No Comment"? Anyway, moving along...
Finally, Pravda even acknowledged the presence of the pyramid. But then... they get the date wrong.
"A strange flying object was spotted in the sky above Moscow today, December 18."
Huh?!
The Russians aren't the only ones to have the date wrong. You see, our governments have collectively known about aliens on Earth for decades. (Don't worry, they're peaceful.) A big announcement was supposed to finally be made in 2010. Other theorists, however, dispute that date. Apparently, it wasn't supposed to happen until 2017. Who knows? Apparently, managing global multinational conspiracies is a very confusing activity. Newspapers being fed stories by alien co-conspirators can't be expected to keep the timeline straight, can they? Anyway, moving along...
On December 10th, the next day, is when Obama gave his acceptance speech for the Nobel Peace Prize... in Norway (remember the spiral). Well, as it turns out, the Nobel Committee is "in" on this big secret too. They were trying to prepare the world to accept the validity of an announcement by Barack Obama in 2010 regarding the presence of alien life on our world, so they pre-emptively awarded him the Peace Prize in 2009. Expect the "aliens" announcement later this year.
Really. I read it on the internets so it must be true. (No, I'm not adding this one to my predictions tag.)