zombie apocalypse timeline

If anybody asks, you can tell them that the zombie apocalypse started on Saturday, May 26th.

• May 26 - Man eats face off victim.  Growls at police.  Ignores bullets to continue eating.  (story)
• May 29 - Man carves up his abdomen.  Throws skin and intestines at police. (story)
• May 30 - Man kills victim.  Eats the heart and brain. (story)

Have Americans finally gone off the deep end of psychosis?  Be prepared.

I still want out.