illness

[mellowtigger]

Sore throat today (tonsils?) with chest congestion and coughing, so I'm staying home from work to get some more rest. Symptoms started showing up on Monday. A 3-day incubation period seems a bit long, but I'm guessing I was exposed at the beer event last Friday. The straight woman hugged me twice that night and we brushed cheeks. That's the most snuggling that I've gotten in years, so I'll blame her for my biological exposure. :)

Heterosexuals are so filthy. Just by touching one, I've already been tainted. Obviously, the only logical course of action for ensuring my own continued good health is to promote legislation that legalizes killing these diseased vermin. It's in the best interest of society, of course. Won't somebody please think of the children?!

(This is not a dangerous illness, since my sense of sarcasm seems unaffected.)

Comments

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[otterlover01.livejournal.com]

Haha good you don´t lost your sense of humor either. Get well soon handsome! Healing cyberhugs your way, L. :o)